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| Two lovely brown girls bake on the beach
like cinnamon apples. How could they know that they are
actually being secretly videotaped for the masturbatory
pleasure of horny bastards half a world away? If they only
knew how many perverts around the globe were timing their
cumshots to correspond with that glimpse of sweet bush when
they pull aside their bikini bottoms to apply sunscreen.
Stroke at will, but choose your moment carefully, you sick
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| To the lucky few with beachfront homes,
there is very little reason to leave the house. The beach
affords the professional masturbator so many stunning views of
every kind of woman, and as a rule they’re already oiled up
and wearing next to nothing! A telescope or a good pair of
binoculars will allow you to indulge any secret fetish you
like, as shamelessly as you please! You like them a little
old? You like them a little fat? Maybe you even like them a
little ugly? Hey man, don’t tell me about it. Beat off to
whatever works for you, I don’t give a
shit. | |
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| What is it about the women from the far side
of the equator that gets even the most jaded students of
pornography pitching tents faster than a scout troop bucking
for a merit badge? Could it be something about the culture,
the tradition, the climate? Or could it be that they’ve all
got big round asses, soft natural tits, and the only time we
ever see them is when they’re shaking them in thong bikinis
while smeared with slick, shiny tanning oil? Come to think of
it, we also sometimes see them in bloody, armed revolution
overthrowing their puppet governments, but that’s nothing
that’s going to get a nut
off. | |
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